[chuckles]
Ponies, stop! The hoofcuffs are about to…
-[yelps] -[chuckles]
[Hitch groans]
…break.
[chuckles]
Right, that's it. You ponies obviously need a refresher
on the three S's of successful pony parenting.
The three S's?
[chuckles awkwardly] You know, uh, uh
my foolproof system for perfect dragon parenting?
Uh, number one, keep them safe.
Yeah.
And number two, no snacks.
[gasps] Spaghetti snacks!
And three, never let them out of your sight.
Wait, where'd he go? Sparky? Sparky!
[chuckles] Up top, Sheriff.
Yay!
I know. That was a… a test. [chuckles]
And you passed.
-[burps] -Woah!
Wait a second, that looked like, dragonfire?
[exclaims]
If I can get some juicy intel on Sparky's dragonfire,
maybe Opaline will finally stop talking about it.
Get me that dragonfire!
With dragonfire,
I'll be the most powerful Fire Alicorn of all time!
[evil laughter]
[snores] Dragon… fire…
The station is danger-proof from head to hoof. Hey, that rhymed.
Oh! Like putting those safety locks on cupboard doors?
Er, try a six-point laser-triggered alarm system!
[alarm rings]
[gasps] Then, there's sharp objects.
Always keep them locked safely away…
…and under constant watch!
[in sarcastic tone] Mmm, nice and simple.
Lastly, make sure you cushion all the hard corners and edges!
See, no risk of harm whatsoever!
Yow!
Woah, no wonder Opaline wants that dragonfire, it's so powerful!
[Misty] Yikes!
Now, Mane Street is the best place to practice what I call
"snack resistance training."
Sparky needs to be able to--
[Hitch exclaims]
As I was saying, he needs to be able to--
[pants] It's a learning curve.
This learning curve tastes like blueberries!
Erm, Hitch? What did you say the third S was?
Never let them out of your sight.
[suspenseful music]
Agh! Where's he gone? Where's Sparky?
We have to find him! Izzy, check the beach.
Zipp, be our eyes in the sky.
Sunny, you, uh, just skate around until you find him!
[coughs]
[chuckles]
[growls]
[chuckles]
[gasps]
[Misty exclaims]
I can't even look after one little baby dragon.
Sparky! Oh, thank hoofness! I was so worried.
I thought you might've fallen into the sea,
or been baked into a pie, or been eaten by bees, or--
Look at the bunnicorn, Hitch. Look at the bunnicorn.
[tranquil music]
There we are.
Sorry, ponies. I just, ah, all I want is to be a great dragon dad.
Hitch, you are a great dragon dad! Just look how much you care about Sparky.
But honestly? I think you can relax a little bit!
Sunny's right. Sparky might be a baby, but he's made of pretty tough stuff!
[groans]
Thanks, everypony, and you're right. I need to be less controlling?
Hey, Sparky? I'm sorry I was so-- Sparky?
[all] Sparky, no!
Who's ready for a Nightmare Night Fright-shion show?
[crowd cheer]
Let's kick off with the triplets of terror! Aww, adorable, right?
-Hmm. -Oh, no.
Princess Zephyrina is clear for take-off!
[crowd cheer]
Next, it's… The Random Rufonso!
Here's Hitch as…
[scattered cheers]
[Pipp] …"Hitch but with a Mustache."
[crowd cheer]
[Pipp] Trading the shine of the sun for the dark of the moon, it's Sunny!
[crowd gasp]
Hey, everypony!
-[crowd cheer] -And, done!
[Izzy] Thanks, Jazzle-Dazzle! Bye!
-[Pipp] Here comes Izzy! -[laughs]
[Pipp] Oh, and she's brought all her best friends!
[crowd cheer]
And next to the stage we have Mane Melody's very own…
-[Pipp] Jazz! -[gasps]
Oh, no, no! Come on, Jazz, pick one!
[groans]
-[Jazz] What do I do… what do I-- Woah! -[Misty] Woah!
-Jazz has come as… -[crowd gasp]
…whatever this is!
-[crowd gasp and cheer] -Aw…
Okay, Opaline, we're in!
[groans] Took you long enough.
Ugh, puh-lease. Nightmare Night is so--
Was that a flying snail? Ugh, this place has really gone downhill.
Ugh. Anyway, tell me the plan again, Misty?
First, I need to get--
Get these ponies to use their magic so we can figure out how it works,
and then take it from them! [evil laughter]
[awkward evil laughter]
You really need to stop doing that. It throws me off.
Now, get, to, work!
Oh, everypony looks great! Now, let's get the party started! Hit it!
[spooky dubstep music]
♪ There's somethin' kinda creepy Happenin' tonight ♪
[Jazz] ♪ So call your favorite ghoulies And get your costume right ♪
[Rocky] ♪ They may look freaky But I promise they won't bite ♪
♪ And they say the place is haunted But the dancing's a delight ♪
[all three] ♪ It may look scary But don't be afraid ♪
♪ 'Cause nothing's what it seems At a monster partay ♪
♪ It may look spooky But don't have a fright ♪
♪ 'Cause at this monster party We will rock all night ♪
[mimics singing] I am just being normal.
Normal, whoo, whoo! Woo-hoo! [chuckling]
Wow! Great mask, Misty! Did you make it yourself?
What? This old thing-- Woah, woah, oh! I love this song!
That pony's sparkle is all mixed up…
Yeah, something's very suspicious about her-- Woah!
♪ It may look scary But don't be afraid ♪
♪ 'Cause nothing's what it seems At a monster partay ♪
♪ It may look spooky But don't have a fright ♪
♪ 'Cause-- ♪
[surprised chatter]
[chuckles mischievously]
Everypony stay calm! We can fix this!
Well?
No one loves ruining a party as much as I do, Misty.
But I'm here to see them use their magic, remember?
Wait for it.
[crowd gasp]
[gasps]
[crowd gasp, chatter]
Oh, no! Pipp's decorations!
Don't worry, Zipp!
Ack! Izzy, watch out!
-[gasps] -[chuckles]
I've seen all I need to see. Look at this chaos.
Once I have that dragonfire,
none of these ponies could ever challenge me!
And, Misty…
Don't dawdle on your way home this time.
[Zipp] Left a bit.
-[grunts] -All right! Now, Izzy!
-[trio laugh] -[crowd gasp]
Woah…
[trio gasp]
-[trio gasp, chuckle] -Silly!
Jazz? You know what to do.
♪ Bah-dah-dah-dah-dah ♪
♪ 'Cause at this monster party We will rock all night ♪
-♪ Bah-dah-dah-dah-dah ♪ -[laughs]
[all] Trick or Treat? Thank you!
-[all] Trick or Treat? -[screams]
-Hey! Ugh, rude. -Huh?
Was it something we said?
[stomach rumbles]
No, no, no, not here, Sparky! Anywhere but here--
Welp, time to go.
[gasps] My flowers are spaghetti?
Sparky! Everypony knows that pasta gives me--
That little dragon sure does make a tasty noodle!
-[growls] -I should go.
[screams]
Ugh, not even a strawberry ripple smoothie can cheer me up tonight!
All I want is some actual Nightmare Night spookiness!
Pipp! The night is young!
Who knows what kind of spookiness might be just around the corner?
Ugh, please. Earth ponies wouldn't know spooky if--
Boo! [screams]
As I was saying, Earth ponies and Unicorns have a lot to learn
about creating spooktacular vibes!
I mean, first, you need an abandoned house with super creaky floorboards,
and it's got to have all the cobwebs!
[Pipp] Then it has to be so dark, or at least…
Good. Those silly ponies have the dragon with them.
Now, get him for me, Misty, he has the dragonfire that I need!
And Misty, don't let me down, or else…
Oh, and music is key! Something like… [sings spookily]
[Misty] Oh, 'scuse me! Sorry about that!
Oh, don't worry abou-- [gasps]
[Misty] See ya!
A haunted house! Now, this is what I'm talking about!
[chuckles mischievously]
C'mon ponies, this is exactly what we need! So, so fun!
[chuckles]
Sparky! Wait! Stay with Pipp!! Ugh, it's gonna be so dark in there!
You're not afraid of the dark, are ya, Sheriff?
Who, me? Nah, neigh way.
Just stay right by my side, Izzy, I'll keep you safe!
[both chuckle]
[spooky music]
[Hitch] Sparky! It's so dark! I can't see a thing!
Sparky? Sparky, where are y-- [squeals]
Pipp is right, this is fun!
[all scream]
[both scream]
[Pipp laughs]
[both scream]
[Opaline whispers] Yes. That's it, little dragon.
-Bring that dragonfire of yours this way. -Ugh!
Is that garlic bread?
Misty, focus!
Ugh, oh dear, that is potent.
[both scream]
Catch me that dragon, Misty!
Or you can kiss getting a cutie mark goodbye!
Puh-lease. Look at these cobwebs? So last season! Am I right, Sparky?
Oh no! Sparky! Sparky!
-[loud thud] -[all splutter]
Hey, everypony, look at me, I'm stuck!
Now, Misty! Now!
Oh! After all these moons, dragonfire will finally be mine.
What are you waiting for? Get him!
[yelps]
Ugh! I have to do everything myself!
-Woah! -[loud crash]
[stomach rumbles]
That can't be good.
-[farts] -Oh, no!
[laughs]
-[continues laughing] -[pants]
Don't worry, Opaline, I'll get him.
[Sparky laughs]
-[continues laughing] -Sparky! Wait! Slow down!
We'll never find my sweet little dragon baby!
Oh, hey Sparky!
Wait, what? Oh, thank hoofness! Let's get outta here!
Did you ponies see Sparky?
Um, no, but--
Sunny! Pipp! Pony ghost! Run!
This. Is. Totally. Spooktacular!
Three tickets, please! Pipp said it was…
[in singsong voice] …spooktacular!
[Misty whispers] What have I done?
Are you sure you're okay to critter sit for us, Jazz?
We don't have to go.
Oh, you ponies enjoy your night out!
I'm sure these little floofs won't be a problem.
Yeah, I'm sure you can handle it!
Just don't let McSnipsalot get hold of anything sharp.
And don't let them get into my marshmallow spread!
Or poop in my craft corner, again!
And most importantly, do not let them into the bedroom!
McSnips-a-what?
Think that's it! Come on! We're going to be late!
Thanks so much for doing this, Jazz!
Just put the critters to bed and you'll be fine. Bye!
Uh…
Well, that should all be easy enough, eh, critters?
Er, critters? Don't be scared, it's just me, Jazz!
Huh? Hey, c'mon, critters, it's bedtime! Where are you-- agh!
[gasps] Huh?
-[gasps] -[critters chuckling]
Whoa! What? Get down from there! Stop that!
[gasps, pants]
Where'd you get a birthday cake?
[critters laughing]
No! I promised the ponies I'd put you to bed!
Time to settle down!
-[critters laugh] -[sighs]
Whoa, hey, this is way too much energy!
Hey, who wants a nice hot cocoa, huh? Mmm?
-[critters laugh] -No, no, not upstairs!
[gasps] Not the bedroom!
-Huh? -[critters laugh]
[gasps]
Uh!
No no no no no no no!
Hey, critters! Who wants a sleepy bedtime story?
-[both chitter] -Aw…
Ah, come on!
-Ugh… -[critters chittering, laughing]
-[loud thud] -Okay.
How about a nice, relaxing lullaby? Give me that!
[both strain]
[Jazz yelps]
What? Who is this? Is this a prank call? When I find out who you are--
-[critters chittering] -[gasps]
Agh! I'm not a pet-sitter! I'm a stylist! Hmm…
[exclaims] I'm a stylist!
Okay! So, I guess you critters aren't ready to sleep, huh?
Well, I'll be doing some super fun makeovers…
[in singsong voice] …downstairs!
[all chitter]
[Mane 5] ♪ …party, party, party Oh yeah ♪
[Sunny] ♪ Kickin' off this party All my ponies feelin' great ♪
[Pipp] ♪ Manes right, looks tight ♪
[Mane 5] ♪ We might glow the roof Off this place! ♪
[Hitch] ♪ You know it's gonna rain G-L-I-double-T-E-R ♪
[Izzy] ♪ When we're movin' these hooves Like we're ClipTrot stars! ♪
You critters are killing it!
Mmm! Work that scuttle, critter girl!
Oh, what a reveal!
[Jazz] McSnipsalot is serving claws! Work it!
The glamor! The talent! Are those the curtains? Yikes.
[Jazz] Beachwear!
[Jazz] Formal glamor!
[Jazz] High fashion!
Everycritter say "gorgeous!"
Hey, Jazz, we're back!
-[Sunny laughing] -[all gasp]
[tranquil music]
Oh, you're home already?
You would not believe the evening we've had!
Wow, you got all the critters to go to bed?
[gasps] That's a first.
I knew you'd be able to get them under control!
Maybe we should do this more often--
-[Pipp screams] -[both gasp]
[all gasp]
[continue gasping]
[chuckles awkwardly]
We might have hit a few snags along the way…
[closing theme music]